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Q: If you could “unread” a book, which one would it be? Is it because you want to start over and experience it again for the first time? Or because it was THAT bad?

If I could "unread" a book . . . Gah, there are so many.
Let me make a list for you.

Books I Would "Unread"

1. THREE CUPS OF TEA. That book hurt me, in a lot of ways. My review will explain the rest.
2. Pastwatch, by Orson Scott Card. Sucked. Just sucked.
3. The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, by Stieg Larsson. Soooooo slooooooow. Took forever to get to the good stuff, of which there wasn't much.
4. Fallen, by Lauren Kate. Even though the covers are SO GORGEOUS (SO GORGEOUS), it would've spared me the pain of reading Torment.
5. The Shack. Eesh. Even though the mystery in the beginning was cool, it tsarts heading down a steep slope from there.
6. Vampire Kisses. The whole dang series. Just ugh.

Alright. Now, because I feel like it, let's go to the books I'll never read.

Books I'll Never Read

1. Fifty Shades of ShitGrey.
2. Fifty Shades HornierDarker.
3. Fifty Shades FuckedFreed.
4. Anything with Trisha Telep's name on it.
5. Anything by James Patterson with someone else's name on it.
6. Anything Greg Mortenson (or, technically, anything by a co-author with G-Morty's name on it).

There's my list. Link me to your FF post. FOLLOW ME (if you're not already doing so), PLEASE.

-Hayden